I’m Greyson Yandt (/ɡɹeɪsən jant/). As far as pronouns go, I’m a big fan of thon, but they or he or whatever else is fine.

Tabletop RPG designer, player, and GM.

Conlanger, linguist, writer, coffee nerd, font fanatic, co-op member, and creative nothing.

Where else can you find me and my work?

Check out my itch.io page and my DriveThruRPG page for a look at my TTRPG work. Some of my zines are also available in print (look for my stuff on Exalted Funeral) — they can even be found in some brick-and-mortar stores.

As for social media, I’m the least inactive on Bluesky (@greysonwhy.bsky.social).

I want to be a politician! Help elect me to public office!

How? I don’t know! But I could be satisfied making good money, having good healthcare, and not taking bribes. That already makes me better than 97.3% of politicians.

Running on the Birthday Party Economy.

If I’m at a birthday party, I think it’s polite to make sure that everyone else has had a chance to have some cake before I ask for seconds. And I think it’d be absurd if the birthday star hoarded all but one slice, leaving little for everyone else to share.

“Well, I said you could have cake — but I didn’t say how much! And my mom made this! So it’s mine! It’s for my birthday. If you want more cake, bring me more presents, better presents, and I’ll think about letting you have another bite.”

Certified loser behavior.

So, I’m asking you this: Would it be crazy to make sure that, for example, everyone has a comfortable home before others get their second or third or tenth?

What have I been up to lately?

• 🗾 Learning Japanese! Renshuu is an amazing learning tool. (Fuck Duolingo.)
• ☕ Drinking coffee; in particular, Ethiopia Sidama Shentawene from Thunderkiss Coffee.
• 📖 Rereading The Unique and Its Property by Max Stirner.

The end is nigh.